Department procedure

How it works

CONFESS
Tell us your ridiculous little failure.
GET FILED
Your case enters the Public Record.
FACE THE INTERNET
The jury votes PENANCE or FORGIVE.
GET YOUR VERDICT
The Internet has spoken.
SERVE OR BRIBE
Do your penance — or BRIBE THE INTERNET to avoid it.

ACCEPT YOUR JUDICIAL DUTY
The Department requires your opinion.
OPEN A CASE
Review someone else’s questionable decision.
PASS JUDGMENT
Choose PENANCE or FORGIVE.
SUGGEST A PENANCE
Recommend an appropriate consequence.
COMPLETE YOUR DUTY
12 cases. None of them your business.

GO CONFESS

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Department procedure

How it works

CONFESS
Tell us your ridiculous little failure.
GET FILED
Your case enters the Public Record.
FACE THE INTERNET
The jury votes PENANCE or FORGIVE.
GET YOUR VERDICT
The Internet has spoken.
SERVE OR BRIBE
Do your penance — or BRIBE THE INTERNET to avoid it.

ACCEPT YOUR JUDICIAL DUTY
The Department requires your opinion.
OPEN A CASE
Review someone else’s questionable decision.
PASS JUDGMENT
Choose PENANCE or FORGIVE.
SUGGEST A PENANCE
Recommend an appropriate consequence.
COMPLETE YOUR DUTY
12 cases. None of them your business.

Confess your minor moral failures. Judge everyone else's.

GO CONFESS

GO JUDGE

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CASE #GC-2026-00002791

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Report confession

The Department has certain administrative weaknesses.

@IAmOkay

I’m building full-time and complaining that nobody is buying my stuff, while doing almost nothing to make sure anyone knows it exists.

BRIBED · $5.00 Paid to avoid personal growth.

12PENANCE0FORGIVE

12 judgments · Jury assembled

12 Penance judgments, 0 Forgive judgments

PENANCE ORDER

For the rest of today, when asked what you’re doing, answer: “Building something nobody knows exists.” Strategic vagueness is suspended.

ASSIGNED BY THE DEPARTMENT

POST-SENTENCE PAYMENT

BRIBE THE INTERNET

Your sentence has already been entered into the record.

The Department does, however, have certain administrative weaknesses.

Choose one reaction. You can replace or remove it, including after this case closes.

CHOOSE YOUR BRIBE

Pay to avoid serving your assigned penance. Your case status will update to BRIBED. The original sentence remains visible in the case history.

Secure payment options appear next.

Continuing accepts the Bribe Payment Terms.

CASE #GC-2026-00002823

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Report confession

The Internet has been asked to involve itself.

@UserName

I keep buying domain names instead of actually building at least one of my ideas, but I can still tell myself I’m busy doing something.

PENANCE FORGIVE

1PENANCE6FORGIVE

7 of 12 jurors assembled

1 Penance judgment, 6 Forgive judgments

Choose one reaction. You can replace or remove it, including after this case closes.