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Tell us your ridiculous little failure.
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Your case enters the Public Record.
FACE THE INTERNET
The jury votes PENANCE or FORGIVE.
GET YOUR VERDICT
The Internet has spoken.
SERVE OR BRIBE
Do your penance — or BRIBE THE INTERNET to avoid it.

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Review someone else’s questionable decision.
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Recommend an appropriate consequence.
COMPLETE YOUR DUTY
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About FAQ Guidelines Settings / Account Privacy Terms & Conditions

Department procedure

How it works

CONFESS
Tell us your ridiculous little failure.
GET FILED
Your case enters the Public Record.
FACE THE INTERNET
The jury votes PENANCE or FORGIVE.
GET YOUR VERDICT
The Internet has spoken.
SERVE OR BRIBE
Do your penance — or BRIBE THE INTERNET to avoid it.

ACCEPT YOUR JUDICIAL DUTY
The Department requires your opinion.
OPEN A CASE
Review someone else’s questionable decision.
PASS JUDGMENT
Choose PENANCE or FORGIVE.
SUGGEST A PENANCE
Recommend an appropriate consequence.
COMPLETE YOUR DUTY
12 cases. None of them your business.

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Apparently, worse things are happening.

@Daniil

I told my professor I was sick for an extension, but really I just wanted to sleep in

2PENANCE3FORGIVE

5 of 12 jurors assembled

2 Penance judgments, 3 Forgive judgments

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